The only right answer is obviously cantaloupe 💁♀️
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BREAKING: Due to their popularity, California will now impose a Cantaloupe Consumption Tax. The more you eat, the more you pay! Time to start stockpiling melons before the new law kicks in. 🍈💰 #AprilFools #GotMelons #CaliforniaCantaloupe
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